So you missed a shot. Never mind, choose from the following:

 

I overcooked it

 

Not enough porridge

 

The skip gave me too much ice

 

The takeout was meant for a guard

 

The skip called it wrong

 

Should have been swept

 

The ice has changed

 

I think it must have picked up

 

I slipped coming off the hack

 

My malaria is flaring up again

 

Their third bodychecked me

 

The sun was in my eyes

 

I guess I can't play that shot blindfolded